SourceFed takes on the Tumblr acquisition…and says lots of nice things about John and me.
I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.
wait, but like, WHY would killing one member of your pack make you go kill all of them? Does he just expect Derek to be like UGH FUCK IT, I FUCKED UP PART OF IT AGAIN, I’M NEVER GOING TO GET THIS SEAM RIGHT AND NOW IT’S ALL DIRTY BECAUSE I’VE HANDLED THE FABRIC TOO MUCH, I’M THROWING THE WHOLE DRESS IN THE TRASH AND STARTING OVER.
Because it’s going to feel so—good, so right, watching the way his mouth opens in wordless entreaty, the way he goes flushed, disbelieving, his body, rigid beneath your hands, wait—
“wait, sorry, did I say ‘kill’?” Deucalion says, shaking his head. “So sorry, I—it’s just something I say sometimes by mistake. I meant ‘fuck’—you should fuck your whole pack.”
“HE LIKES GIRLS, JACKASS,” Scott shouted, crashing through a window and punching Deucalion in the face.
The sitting Congress has the most women of any in history. Artist Emily Nemens is capturing each of them in paint, and using their likenesses in graphics to show how far we still have to go to bring gender equality to Washington.
The women of Congress, in fabulous watercolor infographics
This is awesome. Ladies in the HOUSE. No, really. Record number of ladies in the House!
O hai Tammy Duckworth
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So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.
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For TeenWolfFans’ Season 3 Contest over at Deviantart.
DON’T JUDGE ME!
I haven’t eaten yet so I thought this was hilarious.SRSLY, LEAVE THE CHEST HAIR ALONE, TEEN WOLF. I wonder if there are group waxing sessions for the cast? Also, OMGYAY YOU ENTERED!!!
infomercial kitten.
why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95
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WHAT IS THIS? WHY ARE THESE NOT ALREADY IN MY LIFE? OMG think of the epic battles I could have, pitting the cookie dinosaurs against one another. And then I’ll have them all kiss and make up and be friends. AND THEN I WILL EAT THEM! HAHAHAH!
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OH MY GOD
Rufus pls
THEY WIN
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