Can I just say that one of my very favorite parts of Winter Soldier was Nick Fury cocking an eyebrow at the police officers side-eyeing his expensive vehicle and sneering, “You wanna see my lease?”

Because the idea of Nick Motherfucking Fury having to deal with shit…

  • regular fans: OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA DIE
  • me: no, he signed a two year contract, he's good

Anonymous asked: Illegal blackmailing and possibly publishing child pornography (if the guys are the same age as the girl mentioned in the post) is so hilarious isn't it?


(x) Not as hilarious as unsolicited sexual advances towards a 16 year old girl, So yes, assuming these boys are her age, let’s begin to question why teenage boys feel it’s okay to send a girl pictures of their dicks. This girl has been harassed by over 30 different boys sending her pictures of their junk and you’re mad? Really?

So when a girl threatens to leak dick pics (unwanted and unwelcome by the way), it’s child pornography and blackmail, but when nudes are leaked of a girl (nudes probably sent in trust) it’s a scandal and she’s a slut for sending them.

Hmm, anon? Is that right? 

Yeah. Sit the fuck down.


She is not entirely wrong about this.

(via osointricate)

"Men and women differ in their language patterns; for example, research suggests that men interrupt women more than women do men (a finding that surprises most men but not most women)."

Analyzing English Grammar,  Klammer, Schulz, & Della Volpe, p. 21 (via mumfordandtomlinson)

(Source: katyrex, via osointricate)


me in every social situation: we can be friends when you take harry potter a little more seriously

(via kaz221badwolf)


look at the winter soldier’s little gloves though this guy is scraping his bitching metal arm all over the pavement those gloves dont even have fingers they arent protecting shit it’s a 100% aesthetic choice scientists are like “but what if we made him like 20% more badass” “good showing charles, lets give him punk rock hair while we’re at it” 


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